"Blues is to jazz what yeast is to bread.  Without it, it's flat." Carmen McCrae
"I wish you wouldn't make the strings such an important part of your arrangements because, frankly, they're only a tax dodge!" Tommy Dorsey (to arranger Nelson Riddle)
LOST AND FOUND: At the Ivy Room in Albany the other night, the Big Money in Jazz Band was playing a Louis Armstrong tune when trumpeter Jim Gammon told trombonist Mal Sharpe that his glass eye had fallen out. (TIC realises this sentence has the ring of political incorrectness but doesn’t know euphemism or modern term for “glass eye.” Ocular prosthesis?) “Half the band started crawling on the floor looking for the eye,” says Sharpe, “ while the rest continued playing. Gammon was fearful that Stuart, the tap dancer, an Ivy Room regular, would crush the object.” When the audience realized what was up, many joined the search, lighting up the floor with “a surprising array of flashlights and lasers.” Finally, KCSM DJ Dave Ramirez spotted it, lying on a carpet near the trumpeter’s chair. Gammon raced to the restroom to wash it, returning to the stage in time to join in on “Struttin’ With Some barbecue” and go on to the next tune, “ Eye Got Rhythm.” Found in San Francisco Chronicle January 15^th, 2003 Column “The In Crowd” by Leah Garchik
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